i for one welcome our new animal human

I For One Welcome Our New Animal-Human Hybrid Overlords

Or maybe not...

A Republican and a Democrat in the U.S. Senate have combined their

efforts once again in an attempt to prevent unethical research

involving human-animal hybrid embryos.

Sens. Sam Brownback, R.-Kan., and Mary Landrieu, D.-La., have renewed

their call for a ban on the creation of human-animal hybrids after a

British agency approved such research. The senators had introduced the

Human-animal Hybrid Prohibition Act, S. 2358, in mid-November.

Here's the text of the legislation.

If this thing passes, I would suggest you leave your small child to be

raised by wolves. I know, it's not a real wolf-boy, but it will have

to do. Woof!