Sunday, 17 February 2008

2006_01_01_archive



To Whom Am I Speaking?

Some people will leap to any extreme to avoid paying the library their

rightful money. Why do you think we need public levees passed all the

time?

Today our director received a call from a woman who had a book that

was long overdue. The director explained to her that she needed to

return the book and pay the overdue fine, or pay for the book, to

avoid being sent to the library's collection agency.

"Well . . . my other personality "Sue" checked that book out. I don't

know where it is . . . I won't be able to find it until "Sue" comes

back."

It's a good thing I'm here to step in at this point.


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