hipster timeline of animals

HIPSTER TIMELINE OF ANIMALS (and free babies!)

Ahhh! I know dinosaurs are a little trendy ala DJ Steve Aoki neon

Kidrobot hoody style (if you know what I'm talking about, say hayyyy -

then let's all shoot ourselves!!!jk) ,

However, I think these necklaces by Tatty Devine (embarassing to

write) are so neat.

I wish the chain was longer though and not so choker-ish... I guess

this is when black nd white string from my days of failed lanyard

bracelet attempts comes in handy..

I don't know which ones I like better - Black or White? (Can't we all

just get along?)

I sort of don't want to support the HIPSTER TIMELINE OF ANIMALS. Why

are some animals appropriated by Urban Outfitters and not others? When

will it be the Millipede's time to shine on Bedford Avenue?

SORRY MILLIPEDE- YOU ARE AN UN-HIP ANIMAL FOREVER (21)

NOW I PRESENT: THE "COOL ANIMALS" CONVENTION - Starring the most

obvious cliches, The Unicorn (circa 2000-2004), The Owl (circa

2005-present but waining), Hello Kitty (circa 1992-2003 but brought

back by Paris Hilton), The Wolf (circa 2002-2004), The Deer (circa

2003-2005 and Gas Station Giftshops circa 1987-present), The Panda

(circa 2006-present), The Groovy Butterfly(circa 1972-2002), and most

recently, THE DINOSAUR (circa 2005-present) - Let's hear it for the

winners! (If you look closely, you can see their uber-kewl Trucker

Hats on) Too bad the dinosaur wasn't appropriated sooner, maybe it

wouldn't be extinct now. Hello Urban Outfitters, yes, I am blaming you

for the extinction of the dinosaur, "or whatevz..." (Click picture to

see larger)

See you on the flip-side... (Did you hear? The 90's are in...)

P.S. - I must confess, I bought this uber-kewl shirt from Built By

Wendy last week - but it is so special, it is worth the ridicule!

Am I right or am I right?

By the way, my guinea pig is pregnant - does anyone want a baby? Say

hayyyy! (I'm serious!)These are the proud parents - (2 out of the 5

guinea pigs I own...) AHHH!!! Take one!!!!!!!!!