Tuesday, 12 February 2008

feral animal farm



(Feral) Animal Farm

If you've been following along in the P-G or on the Pittsburgh

City-Council pay-per-view channel* you would have noticed that Darlene

Harris is pushing to get animal control moved from Public Works to

Public Safety, to wit:

Ms. Harris said Friday that she will propose moving the division

from the Public Works Department to the Public Safety Department,

professionalizing its management and shifting its focus. Then it

can better control feral animal populations and teach people about

pet care, she said.

Because, when I think of "pet care" I think of Michael Huss... or at

least more than I think of Michael Vick.

Now, this all, of course, makes perfect sense in light of former

Councilperson Twanda Carlisle assertion back in July that "In 2007,

cats are more aggressive than they used to be."

I can only assume that this moves means that, despite all the joking

that was done, Ms. Carlisle was absolutely correct and that there are

currently roaming street gangs of cats, dogs, birds, turtles,

hamsters, ferrets, and Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs assaulting old

women, dealing crack, and generally terrorizing the populace of the

City of Pittsburgh.

Or perhaps Al Qaeda is on the verge of developing the suicide Guinea

Pig.

Or maybe Chinese counterfitters are saturating the American market is

knock off Shitz Zhus.

Or maybe Super Chicken is off the Super Sauce again.

I'm glad we're on top of this situation.

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*After 10 PM the legislation gets a little "blue".


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